I'd like to superimpose the fourth-wall breaking Deadpool that I'd like to have seen in the movie . In my version, he'd break out of the action at some point to discuss with us the following: 1) He'd point out that all the trouble the movie goes to to ensure that the lead actress is never seen completely naked — no nipples shown — in this R-rated movie was done so that later when we suddenly see enough strippers' completely bared breasts that we feel that someone was making up for lost time , we feel that a special, strenuous effort has been made to keep her from a certain fate — one the R-rating would even seemed to have called for, necessitated, even, to properly feed the audience expecting something extra for the movie being more dependent on their ticket purchases. That is, protecting the lead actress was done to legitimize thinking of those left casually unprotected as different kinds of women — not as worthy, not as human. 2) When Wade/Deadpool...