Rouge around the nipples (3 July 2009)

Rouge around the nipples helps. But if after all this time her "competition's" still possessed of a "pulsing latina XXXX," you might as well indulge in some more icecream and enjoy the allowing fit your own "bermuda" comfort affords . . .

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Did you know that you can get flavoured rouge specifically for that purpose?

Natalie Not Pedantic

Awesome. I'll get you to try it on for me, sometime.

Patrick McEvoy-Halston

I have no nipples. Its a common trait among Australian women and the reason why Australian men seem to always look so grumpy.

Natalie Not Pedantic

Yeah, I wondered as much. But answer me this, without primed perks, without sweet succulants, what's to suck on? Don't tell me all the men down there go at it gaping mouthed -- trying, stupidly, to take in the whole damn thing? Such, surely, would be beastial -- beyond poetic redemption, even by any so skilled in lending favor they could tease romance out of a pound of crap, out of a grandiose dollop of virulent piss.

Patrick McEvoy-Halston

Holy Crap[-stick.......

Gary Justis

Earlobes, tips of tongues and bottom lips. They don't do too badly at it either, from what I've heard.

Natalie Not Pedantic

Comments

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Patrick McEvoy-Halston: The "Almost Famous'" gang-rape scene? Isn't this the film that features the deflowering of a virgin -- out of boredom -- by a pack of predator-vixons, who otherwise thought so little of him they were quite willing to pee in his near vicinity? Maybe we'll come to conclude that "[t]he scene only works because people were stupid about [boy by girl] [. . .] rape at the time" (Amy Benfer). Sawmonkey: Lucky boy Pull that stick a few more inches out of your chute, Patrick. This was one of the best flicks of the decade. (sawmonkey, response to post, “Films of the decade: ‘Amost Famous’, R.J. Culter, Salon, 13 Dec. 2009) Patrick McEvoy-Halston: @sawmonkey It made an impression on me too. Great charm. Great friends. But it is one of the things you (or at least I) notice on the review, there is the SUGGESTION, with him being so (rightly) upset with the girls feeling so free to pee right before him, that sex with him is just further presump

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